The Vending Machine

[Sirenapples]

Before you lies a nondescript vending machine in the middle of the path through the park.  It wasn't there earlier when you past,  curious,  you take a look...  

"insert anything" the machine says in flickering neon light.   An ominous chill runs down your spine as you read the words,  the machine looming over you, daring you to test it's claim.

A staple for forum gaming in my opinion,  The Vending Machine is a game in which a player *Inserts [Object]* into the magical vending machine and looks to see what they receive!  Players posting decide what the above player obtained from the vending machine,  the item received being related/relevant in some way to the item inserted, even if it's a fairly loose connection.    Beyond that,  it can be anything!

Keep track of the things you receive in your following posts,  just past a little separator with "My Items:".



Example:

A) "*Inserts pocket lint*"

B) "You receive... a hairball!

*Inserts Leaf*"

A) "Eew... hairballs.   You receive... a Twig!"

*Inserts weedle*"

[Chaotic Rumble]

You have received a Caterpie!

-inserts glasses-

[Starjun]

You received glass

-inserts cookie-

[Sirenapples]

You get a blue monster that hates vegetables. 

*Inserts a vibrating cell phone*

[RoachedMane]

You get a whole lecture on how you never answer your phone.

*inserts sand*

[Sirenapples]

You get a sandcastle.  


*Inserts an entire womens locker room*

[Chaotic Rumble]

You get a black hole!

-inserts Joystick-

[Sirenapples]

You get an oddly phallic shaped lollipop.


*Inserts a GBA*

[Person2]

You get a Dragon Quest Monsters game!

*inserts a watch*

[Sirenapples]

You get a Time Lord


*Inserts a usb stick containing two terabytes of hentai*

[Person2]

You get a pile of crushed electronic parts.

*Inserts a zombie*

[Sirenapples]

You get a vampire o-o


*Inserts a coin*

[Izuna]

You get a soda.


*Inserts a cupcake with pink sprinkles*

[Sirenapples]

You get an ice cream cone with blue sprinkles.



*Inserts a sausage*

[Alexandria Kawabata]

You get a sausage on a stick.

*Inserts a Sour candy*

[Izuna]

You get a sweet candy.

*Inserts a pocket watch*

[Sirenapples]

You get a white rabbit.


*Inserts extracted disappointment*

[Sumdumcat]

You get everything you've ever wanted

*inserts wood*

[Alexandria Kawabata]

You get a log

*Inserts a piece of paper*

[Starjun]

You receive a pencil

*inserts Krillin*

[RoachedMane]

You get a OHKO!

*inserts creepy Halloween masks*

[Sumdumcat]

You get a Jack-O-Lantern!

*inserts himself into the machine*

[Sirenapples]

You get Chinese Food.


*Inserts hard drive*

*inserts wood*

Hehe...

[Alexandria Kawabata]

You get a Computer

*Puts in a Lance Knighthunter*

[Hunting-Wolf]

You get a headless man.

*Inserts Pikachu*

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